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Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile. "I told you there must be a simple explanation

Mother-in-law explains away daughter's infidelity

A mother-in-law arrives home from the mall to find her son-in-law boiling angry and hurriedly packing his suitcase.

She is my neighbor’s wife… mine will return home shortly responded the man.

“My wife will return home shortly” - Man

 An armed robber broke into a house one midafternoon.

You don't know my father, he won't pay you back...

Student speaks the truth about his father in class

A teacher was trying to explain a simple mathematic concept to a student, and decided to use the student's father in his example:

A little later, another boat came by and a fisherman asked, “Hey, do you need help?”

“God will save me” – Preacher

 There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldn’t swim. When a boat came by, the captain yelled, “Do you need help, sir?”